When the babylookslike baby looks like your husband and not one of your coworkers.

You hide your feelings well. Me looking at people I don t like: IIIII

I hate having an internal monologue like bro shut up for five minutes @kayladelrae @kayla ladelrae

cu corp de apa si text feel fee like water solves all problems. Wanna lose weight? drink water. clear face? ? Drink water.. Tired of your man? Drown him

You don t watch sports? Really? Youdon twatchisports?realy?am a man with lots of free time like you? It s a peaceful life.

I like this pic of The Bee Gees that shows the three stages of of male pattern baldness

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! PLEASE DO NOT GO OUTSIDE There are bees. They Therearebees.Theydon t don t like you. They mentioned you specifically. 12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh Don t listen to him we are trustworthy.

cu pisica si text I seriously don t understand why we need birth certificates, like I promise you I was born

Tell her you re built like Christian Bale, but don t say in which movie

cu masina si text You may not like hearing it, but this is the correct length of shorts for a man